Text 11 Jun 6/3/2011

“I’m gunna go do Molly see you mo’fo’s later”

“I remember my first boob.”

Text 26 Oct

7:44 PM
I’m sebastian valmont for the rest of the night

9:42 PM
8===D

11:01 PM
Frankly, my dear i dont give a damn….

12:10 AM
Heres ur one chance fancy don let me down!

4:33 AM
I was attacked. 

Text 26 Oct

2:14 AM

When iget older i will be stronguh

4:27 AM

Ottoman. couch. how. handsome ur furniture

Text 13 Sep Iowa - Iowa State Weekend

1:21 AM
“I like your beard.”

3:03 AM
“I hafta block out thnugts ofu so i don lose my head”
“If u dont love it leave it….if u do love it u might as well leave it tambien”

3:30 AM
“Ill see you in hell isaac asimov…”

Quote 5 Jul

2:01 am
“They call them killer whales”
“I survived teen pregnancy”

11:20pm
“I ate hearts of sharks”

Quote 18 Jun

11:20 pm
Jack and coke pitchers!


1:45 am
The voliitile volitile..go straight to hell boys…..

Quote 18 Jun
Only guilty man in shawshank…
Quote 16 Jun

“Oh my god thats tiny”

— “Your boyfriends dick?”

“You’re dead to me….It’s a whiskey night so go suck a cock”

Text 16 Jun World Cup.

1:05 PM

- Okee chobie…shes okey dokey….

> you drunk already?

- Usa!

Quote 12 Jun
I decided to make a porno as Harry Potter since I got my hair cut… I look too much like him not to do this.

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